Tom told me that my blog is "pretty cheesy." I told him he's pretty lame! However, as promised, this is my ode to you, Tommy T!T is for your Total awesomeness
O is for the Only person who will sing "Lie la lie" with me
M is for your Machismo which you showed off so well at Dempsey's
M is for the Marathons you run in boxers
Y is for the Yucky gas you pass at the bars
T is for "Tom Twelowr"
Love you Tommy T!!
2 comments:
Tiffany...
Great work on the Ode to Me. I think "T is for Total Awesomeness" pretty much sums up everything about me. Because I'm awesome...at everything.
I am now officially beginning work on an Ode to T-Byrd. Expect it soon.
Thanks,
TT=double Total Awesomeness
Ps. Good work on the duathalon yesterday too...that was actually kind of fun just to watch.
MY ODE TO T-BYRD:
T-Byrd! T-Byrd! Flying everywhere,
She'll shit on your birthday cake,
She'll shit in your hair!
T-Byrd's a teacher in the
Mead school district,
If you make fun of fourth-graders,
In the balls you'll get kicked!
She can be nice,
She can be fun,
She has the mouth of a sailor,
She sure can run!
Once she called my cell phone
and her classroom sang a chorus,
Only they didn't know like I do,
That her favorite word is CLITORIS!
T-Byrd! T-Byrd flying everywhere,
She'll shit on your birthday cake,
She'll shit in your hair!
TT
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